"Can I give you some help?"
Satisfying a woman at this size is a tall order... so to speak.
"Baby, this isn't funny!"
"Wow... Your body really IS a wonderland."
Just getting some shade under the hills.
"What? A little marshmallow hell never hurts."
"He likes me slippery."
"My roommate had a 50% mass reduction. She's trying to talk me into it, but..."